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My Mocks Story by Christy

The weather has been getting cold recently, and one day when I was out and about, I heard a beep from within my purse. I pulled my phone out, and to my surprise, "I'M REALLY COLD" was displayed on the screen. I thought perhaps it was a text message from one of my friends, but no, my phone seemed to be communicating with me.

Sure enough, my phone was quite cold to the touch. Reaching into my pocket, I pulled out a glove I wasn't wearing and stuck the phone in it. Unfortunately, my glove wasn't long enough to cover my phone. So I sat down, took off my shoe, pulled off my sock, and stuck my phone in that. I was just putting my shoe back on my now naked foot, when my phone beeped again. I pulled it out and it out and displayed on the screen was the message "TOO SMELLY. DON'T PUT ME BACK IN THERE :("

I found this odd, as I was not aware that my phone had a nose, but hey, I went with it.
So after putting my sock back on, I stuck my phone in my pocket, hoping my body heat would warm it. A moment later, it beeped yet again, and this time the message "...AWKWARD..." was displayed on it.

At this point, my friend happened to notice that I was sticking my phone into everything in sight. "Uh... what are you doing?" He asked. Rather than explain to him that my phone seemed to have developed sentience and a sense of smell, I looked him up and down. At this point I noticed that his own cellphone was snuggled into a cozy Mock. Snatching it from his hands, I pushed my cellphone into his Mock.

"Dude, that's brand new, you'll break it!" He protested.
"Nah, man, these things stretch!" I said confidently. Sure enough, both phones fit and the Mock didn't rip.
My friend and I continued our trip around the mall, window shopping, trying on clothes, making purchases - all in montage form, set to some peppy 80s music.

When we parted ways, I reached into my purse to return his mock and phone back to him, only to discover that suddenly the Mock seemed to have a third gadget in it! I pulled our cell phones out to find a tiny little bluetooth headset nestled deep in the mock. Yes, it would appear that our cellphones mated.
And this... this is why I need my own Mock. I simply cannot afford another phone bill! As it is, I can barely afford to keep the bluetooth headset on weekends and holidays!

MocktasticallyMockingMocksMadeMuffins! - A Story By Nyall Evan Lewis :)

One day Spongebob Mock was making muffins with Rainbow Teddy Mock when suddenly then came across an awkward situation where they had no flour left! So Spongebob Mock went to the local shop to but some with some MockCoins. He thought it was extortionate that he had to pay 71 Mocoins just for 250 grams of Mocktastic flour! It was not that much problem cos when a mobile phone wasnt in the spongebob mock, he always had some coins (he must have nicked them off patrick, unless MR KRAB'S was a bit generous!!), when he got back he couldnt find the Rainbow Teddy Mock anywhere! So he looked and looked and looked...! Still nothing!

So Spongebob Mock sat at the kitchen chair. Thinking to himself... "where on earth could he be?" Then suddenly- "AAAAACHOOOO!!!!" It was only that Spongebob Mock had not realised that there was a massive pile of pepper on the floor and rainbow mock was covered in it!! "Oh there you are!"

Spongebob Mock said sort of surprised. "I was calling you but the pile of pepper was so thick i dont think you heard me!" "Yeah, so what exactly happened?" Said Spongebob Mock. "Well, I was looking to double check to see if we had any sugar for the muffins and making sure it was the right type of sugar and as I opened the cupboard the bag of pepper collapsed on me! I heard you come in the door and muttering to yourself etc, etc but you couldn't hear me!" Rainbow Teddy Mock was brown. "Oh nevermind. Look at the state of you!"

Rainbow Mock and Spongebob Mock were in the bathroom. "right!
In you get!"- as Rainbow Mock slid down the bowl of the sink he landed in the warm water with a splash! "Careful!". Rainbow and Spongebob were messsing around with soap and stuff before they reaslised it was getting dark! They got out and they were going to bed when Spongebob thought- 'Hang on a second' "I have an idea! Lets put this here- this here, this hear aaaannnddd....this here... DONE!"

From what Spongbob Mock had made, he had put Spongebob Mocks bed on the raidiator so he dried off a bit better. "Thank alot! I love it!" Exclaimed Rainbow Teddy. They both climbed into their bed and turned the light off. "Today was good- I really enjoyed it!" Spongebob Mock told Rainbow Mock. "Yeah". 'Oh by the way Spongebob Mock- did you get the flour?'.

The Christmas Wish: A Mocks Christmas Story :) By Shannon Smith

It was the day before Christmas, and little Tommy Mocker was busy writing a last minute Christmas list to father Christmas. On it he had large expensive presents like a Wii, a new Apple Mac book Pro and a new apple iphone. When he was finished he went to show the list to his dad (just to see if he had forgotten anything). When his dad saw the list he said that he didn't know whether or not Santa would be able to get Tommy everything on the list.

Tommy sighed and then went to talk to his mother to see what she thought he should do about his too extravagant Christmas list. Tommy's mother told him that Christmas wasn't about the getting it was about the giving. She told him that there were many other children his age who would be getting nothing for Christmas because boys like him took up all of Santa’s presents with their massive Christmas lists. This made Tommy feel very guilty and sad so he set about writing a new Christmas wish list to Santa.

When he was finished he posted his letter into his local post box and then went home to wait for Christmas to come. When Tommy woke up the next morning he rushed down stairs and ran out side. He saw small babies with Mocks on their hands to keep then warm, people using Mocks to protect their apples and even a little mouse inside of a Mock keeping nice and cold. Just then his parents came out side and exclaimed at the number of mocks that were every where. They asked Tommy what was going on where did all these Mocks come from?

Tommy replied, you told me I should think of others when I wrote my Christmas list, so I thought of what everybody needs.......... a Mock. Even if you don’t have a phone there are still heaps of things to use them for. his parents smiled at each other it seamed their son had learnt the meaning of Christmas as the family walked into their house together Tommy noticed a Mock out of the corner of his eye, this Mock was gold and sparkly with a silver Christmas tree on the front when he looked inside he saw a iphone 16GB in side as he pulled the phone out a small note dropped to the ground it read -

"Dear Tommy, Thank you for your kind Christmas letter! I thought you might like this for your own Mock that was created just for you: The Mockmas Mock, Merry Christmas,
Santa".